Friday 5 October 2007

Sreesanth has to rein in his histrionics



Kerala and India pacer S Sreesanth has given aggression by an Indian cricketer a whole new meaning. He certainly is the most in-your-face fast bowler that this country has produced so far. However, this is not a positive in his case because he tends to focus more on his antics rather than his job – that is restricting the flow of runs and picking up wickets.


His rather juvenile antics in the second one-dayer against Australia in Kochi is just another addition to his list of bringing the game into disrepute over the last couple of months. In Tuesday’s match on his home ground, Sreesanth displayed poor sportsmanship on at least three occasions – when he gave Brad Haddin an earful after a LBW appeal had been turned down, then the very next instant throwing down the stumps at the non-striker’s end and appealing for a run-out against Andrew Symonds when the ball was dead and not in play, and finally by gesticulating and jeering wildly after he had caught Symonds of his own bowling.


In fact, such was the intensity and duration of Sreesanth’s appeal for the ‘run-out’ against Symonds that umpire Suresh Shastri was in a spot of bother until India’s captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni ordered Sreesanth to get on with the game. In the post-match conference, Dhoni admitted he initially thought the bowler was joking when he appealed for the run-out before realising that it was a serious appeal.


If this was not enough, Sreesanth went ahead and ‘celebrated’ wildly and gave Symonds an earful after dismissing the batsman. This was not only a show of utter disrespect to the opponent batsman, but it also made a mockery of the code of conduct in place for players.


Sreesanth had given a similar sort of ‘farewell’ to Matthew Hayden in two previous matches between India and Australia – in the first ODI in Bangalore and in the Twenty20 World Cup semifinals. The Kerala bowler was in fact, charged for excessive appealing and fined 25 percent of his match fees by the ICC Match Referee Chris Broad after the T20 World Cup semifinals match.


Wednesday 8 August 2007

Sardarji Jokes

Sardarji Jokes


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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.

Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".

Sardar thinks "how poetic"

Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".

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Sardar at bar in New York .

Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"

Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?

how much is DRIVING salary...?

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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at

night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light

is not needed!!!

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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says

YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...

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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage

and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post

office....

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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"

Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ......

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the

exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father

in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,

SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE

FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?

Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?

Sardar : liquid state.....

Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... ..

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